Friday, March 14, 2008
Spitzer helps Prostitute with her American Dream
We’ve become a sad country America. It all started with Monica Lewinski. She got famous for sucking off Bill Clinton. Her parents we’re very proud of her accomplishments. Hopefully we will get to see her career continue on soon. On the Surreal Life perhaps? Now young girls across the country are lucky enough to have a new role model to look up to: Professional Prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupré. This aspiring musician not only has sex for money, she also has been approached by the likes of Penthouse and Hustler to do a big spread in their magazines. Becoming famous has never been so easy! And now Spitzer can be in the same category as Clinton in this regard. He helped someone get famous by having sexual relations with them. Again I am sure her parents are proud! All I’m saying here is kids, don’t be like her. Have some self respect and try to become famous the right way, by doing something worthwhile. It’s tough for someone like me to give a shit about someone who is famous for being rich or for being a whore. (i.e.: Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian). And guys stop helping these girls achieve their dreams of exposing themselves in porn magazines-sex tapes-beaver shots! It must be a supply and demand type thing. Sure these girls are pretty to look at but the ex-Gov paid about $4000 for Ashley’s services. No punane is worth that much, not even if you look like Spitzer does. As this continues to play out I am sure we will see more and more of the prostitute on the news, in interviews, and probably in some naked photos of some point. And I’m sure that her fantastic musical talent will reap the benefits and we will soon have her debut CD right in the bargain bin rack next to Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton’s stellar debuts! How did we ever get so lucky?